WashingtonRedskins

  • Subscribe to our RSS feed.
  • Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • Digg

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Hope He Kept the Receipt

Posted on 09:00 by Unknown

Oops

Watch your hang time. Jerral W. Jones' new Cowboys Stadium has a problem: the mammoth video screens hanging over midfield are too low. Already a punter in a preseason game, AJ Trapasso of the Titans has hit the board in a game. That a game could be decided by a punt conking off an object in the field of play is a big deal with the league and the league office fully intends to address this before the season opens.

You want to know the funny thing? Jerral W. Jones doesn't give a shit.

And he has a point, his argument does have a leg to stand on and that is that he flew the dual 72 foot by 162 foot video screens 90 feet above the playing field. League rules call for a minimum of 85 feet of clearance above the field.

Problem is though, that rule is obviously outdated, or intended for another purpose, such as cameras and lights flown toward the edges of the playing space. Having a permanent structure hanging over the meaty part of the field in an area where it will be in play is likely not a scenario envisioned by the 85 foot rule.

How do I know that? Because there is not another NFL stadium that has a center hung board of any kind. They are de rigeur for hockey and basketball arenas, the big black squares covered in screens, stats and advertising suspended over center ice. Every other NFL stadium has the video screens mounted above the end zones.

And while center hung scoreboards and video screens will no doubt become more common with the domed and hybrid dome stadiums that every team will eventually have, this is a unique problem.

Coaches are already devising plausible scenarios for screwing up games and not only when the ball hits the board; should teams be forced to punt where and how they do not want to in order to avoid the object in play? Should the board simply be in the field of play, like the referees, or the end zone nets in the Arena Football League? Boom one, carom off the board, play on?

The league competition committee is looking at the matter, Jerral W. Jones is already complaining that it would cost him two million dollars to raise the board to any other height (op. cit.), my guess is that he will slow walk the process, get the league to take a let's see what happens approach at the start of the season. The new stadium hosts U2 in October and the board is already scheduled for temporary raising to accommodate U2's awesome quadriped stage that will be set up at midfield (op. cit.).

I will bet a dollar after the show when the board comes back down it will be one hundred ten feet above the field.

Stadium FAIL.

=====

That two sided video screen weighs 1.2 million pounds, I know a little about rigging and how big heavy objects are flown over crowds and I know how seriously safety is taken in these situations. Still I might be a little nervous playing under a million pounds, it would take less than two and a half seconds to hit the ground were it to fall, not a lot of time to get out of the way.



The gigantic 72 foot by 160 foot dual screens hanging over the field at the new Cowboys Stadium: Tom Pennington / Getty Images from here. A photo gallery of this awesome new stadium is here.
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest
Posted in Comment, NFC Beast | No comments
Newer Post Older Post Home

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • Political Venue: The History of RFK Stadium, Part Eight
    Not getting any younger Eventually we get to the part where the Redskins played football in RFK for decades. Then left. Curly R 's spe...
  • (no title)
    Game over, the post game show is requesting fans text their thoughts on the loss to 68683, Curly R readers please weigh in
  • Redskins Training Camp Day Five: GUNSLINGER FOR HIRE
    Into every life a little rain must fall Monday 2 August 2010 | Forty-one days until kickoff Looks like the Redskins finally found a story to...
  • The Last Con - Part One
    Bait and bitch That thud you heard this morning was Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth's public image falling dead to the floo...
  • Crowd Sourcing
    Forgotten how much fun this is In what is an unusual experience these days for me I am sitting in a sports bar watching the early games, Sou...
  • The UFL? More Like the LOL.
    Just come out and call it what it is: the Michael Vick League In just the past couple of days I have discovered the United Football League ...
  • How Did I Get On This List?
    For thirty five bucks one lucky fan gets to walk the plank I got some bacn mail today, a season ticket offer from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, ...
  • Think I Found My Halloween Costume
    Schadenfreude I have three slings left over from the bicycle crash that left me with a separated right shoulder in April, and the two subse...
  • The Dread Bye Week Post
    Battle stations While not exactly coinciding with the Sunday of the bye week when Curly R generally publishes the Dread Bye Week posts, I t...
  • I Approve
    Position(s) of need Trent Williams over Russell Okung? All the predraft hype was over Russell, I will give the Redskins braintrust the bene...

Categories

  • 5 Questions (1)
  • Announcements (111)
  • Awards (1)
  • Bye Week (1)
  • Coaching (57)
  • Comment (191)
  • Contracts (4)
  • Danny Rouhier (22)
  • Depth Chart (26)
  • Draft (21)
  • Footnote (1)
  • Free Agency (5)
  • Game Journal (4)
  • Gamewrap (23)
  • Guest Post (1)
  • Injuries (11)
  • Management (3)
  • Marketing (2)
  • Media (52)
  • NFC Beast (22)
  • Obituary (2)
  • Off-topic (5)
  • Ownership (70)
  • Players (142)
  • Playoffs (15)
  • Police Blotter (2)
  • Preview (39)
  • Pro Bowl (1)
  • Profile (34)
  • Redskins Fans (1)
  • Redskins Gear (5)
  • Redskins Greatest Games (1)
  • Redskins History (32)
  • Redskins Marketing (1)
  • Redskins Schedule (3)
  • Rules (1)
  • Season Wrap (5)
  • Shoutout (2)
  • Stadium (11)
  • Stupid Talking Heads (3)
  • The Folsom Point (13)
  • Training Camp (25)
  • Uniforms (1)
  • Vick Brothers (3)
  • Waiver Wire (1)

Blog Archive

  • ►  2011 (21)
    • ►  October (9)
    • ►  September (1)
    • ►  February (4)
    • ►  January (7)
  • ►  2010 (151)
    • ►  December (15)
    • ►  November (16)
    • ►  October (23)
    • ►  September (23)
    • ►  August (20)
    • ►  July (4)
    • ►  June (6)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (3)
    • ►  March (8)
    • ►  February (1)
    • ►  January (31)
  • ▼  2009 (328)
    • ►  December (45)
    • ►  November (37)
    • ►  October (41)
    • ►  September (32)
    • ▼  August (27)
      • Preseason Game 3: Redskins (1-1) vs. Patriots (1-1)
      • Now I Am That Guy
      • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING
      • Hope He Kept the Receipt
      • NFLol, 140 Characters at a Time
      • Colt vs. Chase: Really?
      • The Shortest Eagles Career Ever
      • Jailbreak on Every Down
      • Preseason Game 2: Redskins (0-1) vs Steelers (1-0)
      • Your Redskins Weekend Television Coverage
      • Didn't Look Any Better on Tape
      • Traditional Media Deathspiral Enters Endgame
      • I Hope This Was a Punking
      • Seen on Metro
      • Kentucky weekend rolls on as I attend the Nats-Red...
      • Michael Vick? Really? Time to find that holier t...
      • So that sucked, was it four drives with Jason Camp...
      • Preseason Game 1: Redskins (0-0) at Ravens (0-0)
      • Five Questions on the Ravens
      • Redskins Training Camp Day Six - Just What We Need...
      • Hot Redskin on Redskin action happening right now ...
      • Redskins Training Camp Day Five - One Day with No ...
      • Happy Birthday Curly R!
      • Redskins Training Camp Day Four - Another Lousy Da...
      • Redskins Training Camp Day Three - Pads a Popping
      • Redskins Training Camp Day Two - OH CRAPPO!
      • Redskins Training Camp Day One - Good News, No Sea...
    • ►  July (17)
    • ►  June (12)
    • ►  May (22)
    • ►  April (44)
    • ►  March (20)
    • ►  February (13)
    • ►  January (18)
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

Unknown
View my complete profile